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Just don't call me late for dinner!
« on: August 03, 2016, 11:41:17 AM »
We at the CVC are no strangers to the volume and vehemence of an internet opinion. We've seen oodles of news-els about the Olympics, some kind of election or team-building exercise gone astray in the US currently, and weather that has been disturbingly described as "satan's ass-crack hot".  But the real story of this summer is about an epic and - dare we say it - revolutionary Ghostbusters remake.

We felt the need to mark this momentous occasion, long after the hype and interest had died down, by rattling some Impossible Creature cages in the CVC Containment Facility. If you see anything strange or other-worldly roaming the wasteland, say "NO" and GO and TELL someone you trust. Or slaughter them by the thousands.

We're confident that whatever is out there should cease to pose a threat to public safety by August 10th at 12PM ET.

CVC Labs: reminding you to call your Mother since 2011.TM