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Kimbalee

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Corrupt - A - Wish
« on: August 28, 2012, 10:53:04 AM »
Figured we could use a new game on the forums

Corrupt-a-wish

for those who dont know corrupt-a-wish is a forum game
the first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own

ex:
i wish i was rich


responding post:
granted but your account is frozen
I wish I could fly


and so on and so forth I shall go first
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Kimbalee

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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 10:54:21 AM »
I wish I had a personal chef
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 11:32:44 AM »
Granted, but they can only cook microwave dinners.

I wish I could see the future.


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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 06:21:07 PM »
Granted but you can only see the future of Justin Bieber

I wish I had my own armory
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 11:46:19 PM »
Granted but all you have are blanks.

I wish I could see in the dark
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 02:39:06 AM »
Granted but you're buried 6ft under


I wish I could fly
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 06:58:34 AM »
Granted, but only after you've fallen out of the airplane and hit the ground.

I wish I could win more than half of my 'even' duels.
You remind me of my big toe; eventually, I'm gonna bang the hell outta you on my table.

Noraf

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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 07:44:09 AM »
Granted but you always lose against favorables and toughs.

I wish I had a clone to do my schoolwork.

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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 09:08:30 AM »
Granted but it's never done right and you fail the class

I wish I wasn't tired
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2012, 09:46:10 AM »
Granted, but then you fell asleep and as a result, were late to work.

I wish I had some damn Taco Bell.
You remind me of my big toe; eventually, I'm gonna bang the hell outta you on my table.

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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2012, 11:41:06 AM »
Granted but you you have explosive dyreria

I wish the poor wouldn't be hungry
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2012, 12:05:23 PM »
granted but they ate all your food and now your hungry.

I wish I was a little bit taller
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2012, 12:17:04 PM »
Granted but now you have major back issues

I wish cancer was no more
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2012, 01:21:42 PM »
granted, but herpes takes over the world

I wish TJ wasn't a mod ;)
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Re: Corrupt - A - Wish
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2012, 01:26:31 PM »
Granted but I become a dev
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